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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have;
the older she gets,
the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
-Woody Allen
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The last time I was inside a woman was
when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
-Woody Allen
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I was nauseous and tingly all over.
I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-Woody Allen
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
-Melanie Griffith
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Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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If you love something,
let it go.
If it comes back to you,
its yours forever.
If it dosent,
then it was never meant to be.
